Me (upon returning to bed at 2 am because I can’t sleep): “Now if you’re done, can I get some sleep? Jeff (muttering): “Hun, what?!” Me: “Nothing, honey, go back to sleep.” Jeff (continuing to mutter): “What? No! Hun?” Me (Starting to feel really guilty for waking up my perfectly wonderful husband just because I...
I am at my best at 2 a.m. In bed…
I feel like I shouldn’t even comment. Like I should just leave you two alone.