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Overheard from the dinning room table last night: “What’s the next word, daddy?” “Dime.” “Dime?” “Yeah, ‘dime’, as in ‘dime bag’. ‘Dime’ as in ‘drop a dime’.” From the living room: “Jeff!” “What?! I’m just keeping it Rillll?” *Other title considered: When White People Go Wrong

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  • RachelNovember 14, 2007 - 6:25 pm

    I like the second title better.

  • Masked MomNovember 15, 2007 - 6:37 am

    That second title reminds me of when I was telling a friend the lyrics to the chorus of Kanye West’s “Gold Digger,” which include the “n-word.” She looked at me and said, “You sound sooooo white right now.” I’m pretty sure that in that moment, “white” was a synonym for “like an idiot.”

  • LeahNovember 16, 2007 - 9:14 am

    I like the current title. It just makes me laugh to imagine Jeff saying “I’m just keeping it Rillll”

  • gorthosNovember 18, 2007 - 6:15 am

    Dime bag.. ha ha ha ha ha!

    Jeff rocks!

    Thats like yesterday when I leaned down to Karen who was sitting with the kids watching the very cheap looking SC parade floats.. Noting the plethora of cheesily commercial ads I asked “I wonder when the Montreal Street Hookers Association float will be by?..

Divorce Sucks

I am sad and speechless. My neighbors of the past 2 years, with kids the same age as the cherubs, and more importantly the parental units of Jack’s best friend, are getting a divorce. I’ve know this was brewing for some weeks, but today I got the news that they are moving out of the...

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  • AnnNovember 13, 2007 - 8:59 pm

    yuck! that really stinks. I’m sad for Jack too.

    and speaking of divorce, have I mentioned to you the latest with Son’s dad?

  • Masked MomNovember 13, 2007 - 9:24 pm

    Poor Jack–and poor annoying neighbor kids. But DDP? Elixir of the gods, I’m pretty sure.

  • loraleeNovember 13, 2007 - 11:28 pm

    Divorce always sucks. Even in best case scenarios there is always fall out.

    My son gets a good friend every year and it seems like they always move. It is pretty tough on him. I’m so sorry his friend is leaving and under those conditions. :S

Might As Well Jump

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  • RachelNovember 12, 2007 - 2:59 pm

    This is a GREAT picture!

  • AnnNovember 12, 2007 - 6:04 pm

    I agree with Rachel, great pic. I love the expression on your face!

  • erica tooNovember 12, 2007 - 7:08 pm

    This looks like fun times!

My Crack

“My hand is cramping.” “Too much masturbation?” “No, that’s you. This is too much tiling.” “That’s the same thing to you.”

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  • AnnNovember 11, 2007 - 8:28 pm

    uhhhhh…. lol

  • Masked MomNovember 11, 2007 - 8:35 pm

    That’s both the reward and the punishment of a long-term relationship–they know us sooooo well.

  • loraleeNovember 12, 2007 - 2:56 am

    Snorting Diet Coke up your nose due to laughter is painful. I really need to lay off of it while reading blogs (And when it’s 2 am)

  • RachelNovember 12, 2007 - 9:23 am

    This would be totally hilarious if I didn’t completely hate that word. :o) LOL

  • ErikaNovember 12, 2007 - 2:47 pm

    Ray, what word?

Chocolate Over Load

Currently attempting suicide via cherub Halloween chocolate. Unfortunately I think the only thing I’m killing is my waste line and eventually, my sex life. Damn it. On the happy side: Ohio lost, LSU should be #1 tomorrow. Geaux Tigers.

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  • loraleeNovember 10, 2007 - 6:38 pm

    Although, if you have to die, death by chocolate is a pretty darn good way. 🙂

  • gorthosNovember 11, 2007 - 8:44 am

    And as a man, a woman who smells of chocolate is not a thing to avoid, so your concerns are unwarranted.

    We have run out of excess Halloween treats. We had zero kids this year so my wife’s purchases took a week and a half to get rid of, sheesh!!

  • AnnNovember 11, 2007 - 11:37 am

    I’m trying hard to avoid the evil sweets in the kitchen. Son, however, is shoveling the crap in as fast as we will let him!

  • erica tooNovember 11, 2007 - 8:04 pm

    #1 AGAIN!
    Geaux Tigers!

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