The refrigerator, it makes funny noises. Damn you frig, you better not quit on me. Do not quit on me. Do you hear me? (Was it listening? I couldn’t look.) The cherubs, they are around waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much. I can’t wait until my beautiful children start summer activities. (Or else they just might not survive...
send ’em to vacation bible school, they could use some religion! HA.