I’m currently procrastinating getting ready for work, [insert shock here], so I thought I’d follow up yesterday’s post with things I have tried to rectified my current “ball dropping” situation.
1. Run around waving my arms in a clockwise direction
2. Ate cookies for breakfast
3. Blogged
4. Emptied out the entire Tupperware cabinet and left it there, as I discovered I was late for work before I could organize and put it back together.
5. Run around waving my arms in a counter-clockwise direction
6. Ignored the dishes
7. Stopped going to the dermatologist, because it wasn’t working anyway and that’ll show him
8. Lost my work cell phone, hey if I can’t get calls, I don’t have to work, or make money, ergo get a check
9. Didn’t turn in my time sheet yesterday, (see above – who needs money any way?)
10. Watched T.V.
Again, there’s probably more I’ve done that I just can’t remember right now, but I assure you they were all equally effective as the above.
I’d like to now open the floor for your suggestions. Come on, lay em on me. Wha’cha got? I’m up for anything in the name of false hope.
Careful there. With such proactive steps, I may have to recruit you to come work with me in state government.
Okay, here’s my professional opinion…STOP with the new projects (like the tupperware cabinet) and work on the things you’ve already started. Work would maybe be a good idea. But it’s all relative.
haha Sounds just like my day!
I love that you posted this. Seriously. Makes us all go, “Yup! Been there!” and then we can laugh over wine. Oh wait, also, have a glass of wine. 😉
go procrastination! And I agree with Rachel… Finish your preexisting list before you start heaping more on there…
Lets make it interesting! Forget about finishing things. Lets start organizing winter/spring/summer clothes and then stop just after you’ve got everything in piles…
I just stumbled into your blog via dooce and I’m loving it! arms flying around in a clockwise motion…that’s great. Good stuff!!