THE BLOG
Despite all my desperate attempts to have Murphey, the dumb ass wonder dogg, put to sleep he is instead having minor surgery in the morning to relieve a hematoma in his right ear. Obviously, Jeff has engaged his rarely used, but once stated then omnipotent, veto power to arrange this little operation, which will leave...
True and actual conversation with 7 yr old Jack, while sitting in the car: How do the 2 sided love bugs survive? That’s two separate love bugs. What!? Why do you think they call them love bugs? I wish you could have seen his face.
HA!!
Still laughing out loud in my office as I type this. That puts a whole new spin on the birds and the bees conversation. I love it!
What?! Really?! I didn’t know that! I thought they were like conjoined twins or something.
I’m working on things around here. I thought it was time for a change. Or time to bang my head against my lap top for hours on end while inventing new cuss words. Either way, I’ll let you know when I’m finished or the bruises are so large that I have had to stop.
I’ve been harassed tagged by Mandi, but as usual I’m playing by my own rules. If you want the real rules, stop by her blog. Here are as many weird/random facts about me as I can think of: 1) I went on my honeymoon with a bunch of porn stars. 2) I moved out of...
What about the fact that you can pick your nose with your tongue? And that you are more Jewish than Moses himself when it comes to eating pork? Or that you can single handidly consume 8 liters of Diet Dr. Pepper in a day? Or that you have done INTERIOR home remodeling with a CHAINSAW? Or that you have the attention span of a gna- oh forget it you’re not listening…
dude, Jeff just totally kicked your trash! And a porn star honeymoon was the only thing I didn’t know…of course I knew YOU were the porn star of the night (but I didn’t know you coaxed other innocent by standers into your little, ummm…charade) Go YOU.
Yeah, I guess Jeff did still my thunder. Hey what about the fact that I’m freakishly flexible?
Still trying here.
Dude! When did you change the look around here? I’m I just being oblivious again? You should totally post your 100 things list again.
Ray, your not oblivious, but hang on I’m working on things.
Cause I am. Geaux Tigers!
I am not into sports, but your toes make me WANT to be.
Very cute!! I’ve got my toes done as well…just not polka dots.
C’mon. Play Tag with me. I want to know random things about you (that EVEN I DON’T KNOW).
k- go. play my game.
xxoo
I wish I were half as ready for ANYTHING as you are for football! 🙂
Awww…poor Murph. Suck it up woman and help that animal.
Thanks for the heads up. I shall now be checking MY dinner bowl every night as well!
Good idea, Jeff. You just never know with this one.
You should be doing that already, how long have you been married to me?
Seriously, how long have you been married to her, Jeff? It’s always safe to check the dinner bowl with BfBelle around.