“My hand is cramping.” “Too much masturbation?” “No, that’s you. This is too much tiling.” “That’s the same thing to you.”
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“My hand is cramping.” “Too much masturbation?” “No, that’s you. This is too much tiling.” “That’s the same thing to you.”
Currently attempting suicide via cherub Halloween chocolate. Unfortunately I think the only thing I’m killing is my waste line and eventually, my sex life. Damn it. On the happy side: Ohio lost, LSU should be #1 tomorrow. Geaux Tigers.
Although, if you have to die, death by chocolate is a pretty darn good way. 🙂
And as a man, a woman who smells of chocolate is not a thing to avoid, so your concerns are unwarranted.
We have run out of excess Halloween treats. We had zero kids this year so my wife’s purchases took a week and a half to get rid of, sheesh!!
I’m trying hard to avoid the evil sweets in the kitchen. Son, however, is shoveling the crap in as fast as we will let him!
#1 AGAIN!
Geaux Tigers!
Went on a field trip to the corn maze with the cherubs today. Everyone survived. The end. *ETA: click on the picture for the set.
The bird at the top of the page looks like a fish.. 🙂
where are the cherubs?
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that he shouldn’t base his future success in the NFL on kicking a few 6 year olds’ ass. But really when you’re 6’1″ and weigh a buck fifty, who else are ya gonna beat?
Hey – Trindon holliday is only 5’5 and a buck fitty-nine and he beats some of the SEC’s best!
I agree with erica too, Holliday is awesome. If he can do it, so can your kid!
I really think it all depends on the 6 year olds. They can be pretty fiesty.
Erica, the difference is he’s only 5’5″. Jacob is 8″ taller and weighs 9 lbs. less, the poor scrawny boy.
Can someone, anyone, please tell me what A&E’s obession is with the Godfather? And for that matter, why does the term ‘Godfather’ has such negative connotations and ‘Godmother’ the exact opposite?
I have no clue about either question. lol
uhhhhh…. lol
That’s both the reward and the punishment of a long-term relationship–they know us sooooo well.
Snorting Diet Coke up your nose due to laughter is painful. I really need to lay off of it while reading blogs (And when it’s 2 am)
This would be totally hilarious if I didn’t completely hate that word. :o) LOL
Ray, what word?