Guess what else?! I’m now on steroids, due to an allergic reaction to, well, they’re not real sure. I’ve really gotta quit meeting my doctor like this or he’s gonna start to think I’m just hitting on him.
I called Jeff to inform him:
How’d it go?
I’m now on roids, they make me angry. I’m going to [...]

Guess what! I’m on the pill! That’s right imaginary friends, I’m using oral contraception. Jeff is thrilled. He’s so happy that that four day weekend of Hell he experienced over six years is all for absolutely nothing, as we now get to throw good money after birth control.
You see after battling with adult acne for [...]

Happy Sabbath Day. Now go enjoy some quality time with your family and higher power.

The game, tonight, not good. Not good at all. Pretty much season ending. Very painful. Like sticking my hand in a pot of boiling water painful.
I painted my toes purple for this?!
If you need me, I’ll be in the corner with my head between my knees trying to breathe.

I’m tired, worked all day.
November 7th and already mailing it in.

Jeff (while watching a House marathon): Oh, the patient two episodes ago had paraneoplastic syndrome.
Me: Wow, when you can make statements like that and you’re not a medical doctor, you’ve officially been watching too much House.
Jeff: Nope.

I’ve tried to be quiet through this whole election thing. Damn it I almost made it. I stay quiet because I’m too far to the left to be accepted by the right and too far to the right to be accepted by the left, leaving almost alone smack dab in the middle. I want less [...]

Fall has finally arrived. Welcome to south Louisiana.

Welcome to Nablopomo ‘08, where we aim for quantity over quality every day for the month of November.
This Halloween has been a harrowing one for me on so many levels. There was the kilt incident of ‘08, wherein I decided I was capable of sewing a kilt for Jeff for Halloween in 2 days. (We [...]

Okay, maybe a few.
I’ve never been so honored in my life.
What can I say? I’m a naughty minx.