I’m tired, worked all day.
November 7th and already mailing it in.

Jeff (while watching a House marathon): Oh, the patient two episodes ago had paraneoplastic syndrome.
Me: Wow, when you can make statements like that and you’re not a medical doctor, you’ve officially been watching too much House.
Jeff: Nope.

I’ve tried to be quiet through this whole election thing. Damn it I almost made it. I stay quiet because I’m too far to the left to be accepted by the right and too far to the right to be accepted by the left, leaving almost alone smack dab in the middle. I want less [...]

Fall has finally arrived. Welcome to south Louisiana.

Welcome to Nablopomo ‘08, where we aim for quantity over quality every day for the month of November.
This Halloween has been a harrowing one for me on so many levels. There was the kilt incident of ‘08, wherein I decided I was capable of sewing a kilt for Jeff for Halloween in 2 days. (We [...]

Okay, maybe a few.
I’ve never been so honored in my life.
What can I say? I’m a naughty minx.

I’m working on things around here. I thought it was time for a change. Or time to bang my head against my lap top for hours on end while inventing new cuss words. Either way, I’ll let you know when I’m finished or the bruises are so large that I have had to stop.

I’ve been harassed tagged by Mandi, but as usual I’m playing by my own rules. If you want the real rules, stop by her blog.
Here are as many weird/random facts about me as I can think of:
1) I went on my honeymoon with a bunch of porn stars.
2) I moved out of my parent’s house [...]

Looky Daddy has immortalized Em again this year with the month of mastheads. But hurry, it only lasts the day!
Pssst (Here they all are. Em’s the mermaid 4th from the bottom.)

It’s really starting to hurt my feelings to wake up to find 22 comments, but only 21 of them are spam.