Sorry to go all quiet on y’all, but the truth is I almost didn’t survive Spring Break. Just when I thought I’d loose my mind, Jeff whisked me off for a weekend of shopping and hot naked sex in the Big Easy. Man I love that city and that man. They both always seemed to [...]

I’m home. I didn’t get to ski enough, but there was plenty of Ann Murray.
I ate chocolate chip cookies for breakfast, because I love Jeff that. much.
If I don’t eat this kind of stuff, I’ll get all model skinny and hott. Jeff will be constantly fighting over me and I just don’t want that kind [...]

“. . . you make something besides construction in this kitchen”
I didn’t have the heart to tell Jeff that that’s never gonna happen.
Happy March, things should be really interesting around here.

Upon watching BCS ranked #1 AND #2 fall last night:
“Crap! I’ve got 17 hours to get things ready for a BCS selection party.
Erika get some meat out of the freezer, I’ve got to get this house clean.”

Overheard from the dinning room table last night:
“What’s the next word, daddy?”
“Dime.”
“Dime?”
“Yeah, ‘dime’, as in ‘dime bag’. ‘Dime’ as in ‘drop a dime’.”
From the living room: “Jeff!”
“What?! I’m just keeping it Rillll?”
*Other title considered: When White People Go Wrong

“My hand is cramping.”
“Too much masturbation?”
“No, that’s you. This is too much tiling.”
“That’s the same thing to you.”

Yesterday I screwed something up. That’s not the news worthy part of this story though.
After totally screwing up a sign I was putting together, I went into the bedroom where Jeff was watching football, to tell him. In case you haven’t figured it out yet, nothing really ever happens in my life until I tell [...]

Happy Anniversary to me.
Now everyone who had 7 years or under in the pool pay up.
*before this it was the dog, (sorry Murph).

After Katrina I wrote a post (joking) about how we were the only ones with power, so everyone brought their food over and my Diet Dr. Pepper had been relegated to the counter. I requested a wine frig to store my nectar. (Have you ever had warm DDP?) Well, Jeff latched onto this idea with [...]

Me (upon returning to bed at 2 am because I can’t sleep): “Now if you’re done, can I get some sleep?
Jeff (muttering): “Hun, what?!”
Me: “Nothing, honey, go back to sleep.”
Jeff (continuing to mutter): “What? No! Hun?”
Me (Starting to feel really guilty for waking up my perfectly wonderful husband just because I can’t sleep)
Jeff: “No! My [...]