Okay, maybe a few.
I’ve never been so honored in my life.
What can I say? I’m a naughty minx.

Cause I am.
Geaux Tigers!

There’s something about the 15 year old boy in me that finds this really funny.

There’s more of the same going on here. Beach, Beach House, Beach, Beach House, Beach, Beach House, and that’s all before lunch. But today I’m shaking things up a little, it’s grocery store, beach, dad, beach house, beach, beach house, beach, beach house. See what a rebel I am? You just can’t hold me down.
And [...]

I’m having an uber blissful morning on the beach. All the cherubs have abandoned the surf due to an abundance of jelly fish, leaving me alone to the crashing of the waves. I almost feel sorry for the adults left back at the full beach house. Almost. But alone, I am able to indulge in [...]

Rise and shine dear imaginary friends. It’s time for the annual beach trip. Your job is to wait right here for the amazing pictures and witty commentary to start flowing in. Because as we all know, the purpose of the annual beach trip is not to vacation, but to create another book. Therefore every moment [...]

Have you seen this?

Or better yet heard it?

(You totally have to hear Eraser too.)
I wish BNL were jelly so I could spread them all over my body and roll around with them.
*This post is dedicated to Reva, for oh so many reasons.

Holy crap! I’m famous.
Pssst, hi Bossy readers. Thanks for stopping by.

Sorry to go all quiet on y’all, but the truth is I almost didn’t survive Spring Break. Just when I thought I’d loose my mind, Jeff whisked me off for a weekend of shopping and hot naked sex in the Big Easy. Man I love that city and that man. They both always seemed to [...]

Tomorrow, at zero dark thirty, I leave on a jet plane for the land of Utards. Friday night I will engage in a slumber party of epic proportions with her and her. Annnnnd I promised Jeff we would have a pillow fight in our nighties.
Sooo, if you need me I’ll be practicing my left handed [...]