I am currently dropping the ball in my life.
The following is a list of things currently wrong at DRY Ink headquarters, (divided into categories for your viewing pleasure):
Missing:
2 library books
a 1st grade reader
1 ballet leg warmer
1 camouflaged belt
1 orange little league bat
Behind on:
uploading files for work
2 loads of dishes
5 loads of laundry
vacuuming, (the dust bunnies, […]

Work is currently trying to eat my face off like one of those newly hatched fetuses from the Alien movies. Okay, so maybe that’s isn’t entirely accurate. I guess it’s more like a gremlin. Work is normally all cute and we have a good time together, but lately I just haven’t been in the mood, […]

Today I called into work to stand my boss up for supervision and staffing, only to find out he had already done it to me.
The nevre!
Annual leave my ass.

Overtime!?!
Are you trying to take years off my life?
I may not survive this one.
*ETA: DOUBLE OVERTIME?!
I’ve seen this one before and it does not end well.
** Triple OVERTIME!?!
I can’t breath.
***Yep, told ya I’d seen this one.
Excuse me while I go resuscitate Jeff. And cry. Don’t forget lots of crying.
Good bye national championship. It was good […]

Somebody please tell a tiny little hamster/gerbil/rat/whateverthehellitis to get off the damn wheel or it’s little life is very much in trouble.
On second thought the damn thing did just wake me up in time to not flunk out of NaBloMe.
Goodnight, there may or may not be a hamster/gerbil/rat-thingy around here in the morning*. I’m still […]

Can you please stop churning out Katrina/post Katrina series, specials, reality shows and the lot? I am just not fucking ready, and really think you have no right.
all the best,
Erika

I cut the grass today. Mostly just to get the hell away from the cherubs.
<sarcasm>I heart summer.</sarcasm>
Vacation bible school is looking better and better.
(Pssst send diet Dr. Pepper ASAP.)

I think I’m starting to like the way things look around here. Which is no small feat, considering I like just about, um, NOTHING around head quarters right now. I may be a wee bit hormonal though. It might be time to get those cherub tee shirts back out and head into public again.
Any […]

Mother’s day kinda sucked around here. What with Jacob having moved out 8 months ago and my own tumultuous relationship with my mother. Add to that Jeff and the cherubs were terrific and you just get guilt, guilt, guilt. I did get a snazzy new cherub decorated tool belt, so I’m snapping out of it […]

IF I SPEND ONE MORE NIGHT HOLDING BARFING CHERUBS AND CLEANING UP, I AM GOING OFF THE DEEP END!
Now, if you need me, I am scheduling an appointment with myself.
If you had an appointment with me today: SORRY, ME FIRST!
posted by Erika at @ 10:26 am | 1 Comment