Welcome to official middle child status. Your birthday letter is a week late. When you are ready to have your own children, should definitely consider the end of the school year, (you), the height of hurricane season, (your sister) or the beginning of the school year, (again your sister). Really, when I get around to...
Category Archives: Bday Letters

Emie, Well crap, I’m late with your birthday letter. Again. It’s your fault really, for being born in the middle of hurricane season and the start of school. Actually, now that I’m thinking about it and what a rough pregnancy you were, YOU should be writing ME birthday letters. Get on that will you? So...
Jax, Happy happy birthday. Today was a really big day for you, and everyone turned out in droves to help celebrate. In fact, I have spent half a utility bill on cakes and cake like confections, because everyone and their brother wanted to celebrate this momentous occasion with you. That, and they wanted cake. In...
Jacob, There are times when a birthday letter just doesn’t seem like enough, so here’s a little something I put together for you. I love you buddy, and I’m so glad we are where we are. You are standing on the verge of your whole life, with brains in your head and feet in your...

