Once, when I was in forth or fifth grade, I ran away. I packed a bag, wrote a note and left. I found a house for sell and stashed my stuff there. Then I went and played with my friends. When dark came, I crawled into the garage of the empty house and attempted to...
Monthly Archives: May 2009

Today is the cherubs’ last day of school. Despite the fact that they are doing absolutely nothing today, I sent them. I sent them because I needed today. So how am I celebrating my last few hours of freedom you might ask? Organizing, watching HGTV and doing Jacob’s laundry. In his defense, I never do...
Jax, Happy happy birthday. Today was a really big day for you, and everyone turned out in droves to help celebrate. In fact, I have spent half a utility bill on cakes and cake like confections, because everyone and their brother wanted to celebrate this momentous occasion with you. That, and they wanted cake. In...

Apparently eight is French for two birthdays. Or Mormon, but what ever. In my struggle to pull this whole thing off, I had an epiphany this morning. I, (Erika Lynn Rebstock) will make cupcakes for Jack’s friend birthday tonight, since I have already ordered and spent $30 on his baptism/family birthday party cake. Brilliant right?...

