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Hi All,
I have been amazingly busy of late. I know it’s time for a state of the family address. I just realized it’s been over a year since the last one, and my pairs and pairs of readers must surely be waiting on pins and needles, (I see you Lori and Jeff and it’s coming). But until then I’ll at least fill you in on what I’ve been doing. So are you ready?
Okay here it is.
I’ve been using this:
To drive this:
All over this:
While ignoring this:
In order to attempt to get his life in order as he verges on the fringes of adulthood.
Boy do I need a nap. Or a drink. But probably both.

No one warns you of this shit when you are cuddling that beautiful new born.
They really should.
Figure out who dropped the ball on that and let me know, okay?

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  • RachelApril 17, 2008 - 9:29 am

    Surely your parents dropped the ball on that one. (Blaming the parents always makes me feel better.) They knew about that shit because well…they had you already so they should know. They definitely should have warned you. Watching the crazy exploits of my family was plenty of warning for me. So I live in blessed singlehoodnesship.