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Holy crap! I’m famous. Pssst, hi Bossy readers. Thanks for stopping by.
Sorry to go all quiet on y’all, but the truth is I almost didn’t survive Spring Break. Just when I thought I’d loose my mind, Jeff whisked me off for a weekend of shopping and hot naked sex in the Big Easy. Man I love that city and that man. They both always seemed to...
I knew I was in trouble when the female cherub said to me, “Spring break is a lot longer than I thought it would be.” ON MONDAY! Me too babe, me too.
Mine is coming the second week in April. :S
My twins’ preschool has a Winter Break, Spring Break, Midway Between Winter and Spring Break, Almost to Spring Break Break, Recover from Spring Break Break, and many, many more breaks that I SWEAR were not mentioned in the registration packet.
Wow, that’s pretty bad when the cherubs say the spring break is too long.
Just give her (and you) a shot of the ol’ D.P. A few peppermint patties couldn’t hurt either. Or you could play scavenger hunt and have her systematically clean your house!
It’s Friday… did you survive?
Yeah, I think it’s time for an update.
Work is currently trying to eat my face off like one of those newly hatched fetuses from the Alien movies. Okay, so maybe that isn’t entirely accurate. I guess it’s more like a gremlin. Work is normally all cute and we have a good time together, but lately I just haven’t been in the mood,...
A direct quote from my site host after inquiring as to why I could not access my blog: “Considering you’re in Utah right now, the Mormon state Internet service provider is probably blocking the site for content unbecoming a recommend holder!” He’s always sooo helpful.
Tee hee!
I would demand your money back. And by money, I mean the cookies you baked him. I love cookies. mmmmmm. Wait, what were we talking about?
Jeff, I actually did eat his cookies this month, and you better believe I told him all about it too! That should teach him.
I’m so pissed I can’t meet her in Salt Lake! GAH!
I am pissed that you stopped by New Orleans and didn’t look me up. Oh yeah- I’m not in the phone book. Ok, I guess you’re off the hook… this time. J/K!
Lexi, I’m in NO a lot email me a # and I’ll call next time.