While watching The Italian Job, last night?
I feel deprived.
You feel deprived?
Yes, I never had a dad to teach me a cool skill like safe cracking so that an elite team of ne’re-do-wells will come looking for me and whisk me off to foreign country to preform my mad skilz.
[Rolling his eyes] Right. Your dad just taught you to drive and fix motorcycles and remodel houses down to electrical and plumbing. I don’t know how you’ve survived such a loser.
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