Me (upon returning to bed at 2 am because I can’t sleep): “Now if you’re done, can I get some sleep?
Jeff (muttering): “Hun, what?!”
Me: “Nothing, honey, go back to sleep.”
Jeff (continuing to mutter): “What? No! Hun?”
Me (Starting to feel really guilty for waking up my perfectly wonderful husband just because I can’t sleep)
Jeff: “No! My wife will get mad!”
Me (Blink. Blink. Blink.): “What?”
Jeff (pulling me on top of him and grinning): “Maybe just one more time before she gets back.”
Me: Damn it.
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