Last Saturday night Jeff and I were at the neighborhood Wal-Mart purchasing a last minute gift for a birthday party Jack was to attend on Sunday. Of course being us, we had forgotten and left it to the last minute: 11:30 pm on said Saturday night.
While waiting three deep in the only open check out line, I couldn’t help but notice the gentleman’s purchases in front of us: Tilex, K-Y warming liquid and condoms. I giggled like the 15 year old boy I tend to be and elbowed Jeff.
He looked over at the conveyor belt, inventoried the items out loud and added, “hum, Pairs Hilton must be out again.”
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