May
10
2007
Its Time For Another Round of ‘Things that Have Come Out of My Mouth Today’
Top 5 Things I’ve Said Today:
5. Must we speak in octaves capable of splitting my skull open?
4. Damn it, Mommies are allowed to!
3. Me: Let’s please cover all body parts between chests and thighs before exiting the front door. Jack: Cool that means we don’t have to where shoes!*
2. Jeff: She’s your daughter; I saw where she came from. Me: She’s your daughter, you put her there.
1. No Jeff, that’s not a euphemism, I’m really just craving chocolate chip cookies.
*I realize Jack actually got the punch line here, but hey it’s MY blog.
This post was written for the ProBlogger’s Group Writting Project









May 12th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
[...] Its Time For Another Round of ‘Things that Have Come Out of My Mouth Today by Erika [...]
May 13th, 2007 at 12:55 am
[...] Its Time For Another Round of ‘Things that Have Come Out of My Mouth Today by Erika [...]
May 13th, 2007 at 10:09 am
[...] Its Time For Another Round of ‘Things that Have Come Out of My Mouth Today by Erika [...]
May 13th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
[...] Its Time For Another Round of ‘Things that Have Come Out of My Mouth Today by Erika [...]
May 14th, 2007 at 8:51 am
[...] Its Time For Another Round of ‘Things that Have Come Out of My Mouth Today by Erika [...]