This is an actual conversation, none of the names have been changed to protect the innocent, because in our household there are no innocent. Erika says: I’ve decided to ask Kenneth Brown to come home [he’s originally from Louisiana] and decorate our house Jeff says: I think he would be an excellent choice, I would...

I had plans today. Really, I have tons to do. But alas my children have conspired against me again! Not the least on my schedule today, (let me see how I can put this delicately), is handling a bit of a pest problem. So I desperately need to clear out of the house so it...

I think it’s about time I introduced you to the cast of characters: I’ll start with the youngest first: Emie, AKA the Divine Miss Em I’m cute and I get what I want! Jack, the golden child Who me? No not me, really, would I do that? No it must have been the dog. Jacob,...